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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Movie Review: SLITHER

SLITHER
2006
R


"Don't let them in your mouth!"
-- Bill Pardy

Slither is a 2006 horror-comedy written and directed by James Gunn that serves as a well-made, contemporary B-movie. When a meteorite containing an alien parasite crash lands in the woods outside Wheelsy, South Carolina, it may have gone completely unnoticed had it not been for the drunken shenanigans of Grant Grant (Michael Rooker) and Brenda Gutierrez (Brenda James). Grant stumbles upon the creeping crawling creature which shoots a dart into his stomach that maneuvers its way into his brain. Over the next few days, Grant develops a number of rashes, and his personality begins to change, much to the concern of his wife Starla (Elizabeth Banks). As more time passes, Grant's condition worsens, and it's apparent that something truly alien has started to take control of his body. He goes on a rampage, killing a number of pets and livestock around the community, and he attacks and kidnaps Brenda. In an effort to catch Grant, Starla and the local police chief Bill Pardy (Nathan Fillion) lead a group of deputies and townspeople in an effort to find him. Little do they know that Grant has laid a trap for them that will unleash an entirely new terror on the town of Wheelsy, and possibly, the entire world.

I remember seeing the trailer for this film back when it was set to be released, and I thought it was an interesting idea for a revamped B-movie. At the time, I wasn't necessarily gung-ho about seeing it, but as time went by and it managed to scare up some relatively positive reviews, I got it in my mind to give it a view. It never really dropped off my radar, but I wasn't as into the horror genre back then as I am now, so I just never took the time to give it a chance. But now, with it much more accessible to me than it has been in the past, I figured now was the best time to take this horror-comedy in.

Like many B-movies, Slither takes a look at what might happen if there were some sort of alien attack on humankind. This time, we're delving into the backwoods of South Carolina, taking a look at how one small town responded to a vicious parasitic attack on its populace. Needless to say, the film ends like so many others have before: with a very large body count and enough gleeful gore to satisfy the gore-hounds. The screenplay offers a good send-up of your classic horror B-movies, and once you can settle into that frame of mind, you can let the mindless entertainment ensue.

What I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't expect too much in terms of storyline. It's a humdrum tale of people reacting to a given situation, and that's exactly how it should be. Because of this, however, three other facets need to step up in order to make this a successful film. First, we have to have believable characters with whom we can mildly relate. Banks and Fillion fill those shoes well enough, and although I wouldn't go as far as to say I cared for their characters, I did find myself rooting for them to make it through. Second, the dialogue needs to be catchy and fresh. Slither also succeeds here. The dialogue felt realistic, and it did enough to keep me smiling from start to finish.

Finally, a successful horror-comedy has to deliver the scares as well as the laughs. While it's not as side-splittingly funny as, say, Shaun of the Dead, there's still plenty to laugh about here and there, and most of it comes from dialogue. Kudos to the screenwriter, as well as the actors, for having the comedic timing and sensibilities to pull this one off. In terms of scares, there aren't really any moments of suspense or times where you'll jump out of your seat. In true B-movie fashion, Slither instead goes for the jugular, almost literally. It attempts to shock you by its level of gore, and I do have to say that the filmmakers created a rather disgusting creature for all of us to "enjoy."

Because Slither manages to succeed on its three most important facets, it has to be considered a successful film. Each of these facets help make it an entertaining and mindless romp, and it should never be taken as more than such. Just know going in that you're going to be in for some slightly sickening images here and there, so those of you with an easily upset stomach might want to beware. Aside from that, throw Slither into your "movies to watch" list because it's a hell of a good time.


Movie Review Summary
Grade: B-
Status: Should See

Monday, August 20, 2012

Movie Review: THE BRIDGE

THE BRIDGE
2006
R



"I don't know why people kill themselves. And yet, it's a small step to empathize... to say... well, because I think we all experience moments of despair."
-- Caroline Pressley

The Bridge is a 2006 documentary directed by Eric Steel that offers a rare insight into the taboo subject of suicide. In 2004, Steel and his crew set up a number of cameras around the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California in order to capture victims of suicide jumping to their deaths. After gaining over ten thousand hours of footage, the crew learned they had caught twenty-three of the reported twenty-four suicides that took place over the course of the year. In the aftermath, Steel and his fellow filmmakers chose to interview the family and friends of the victims in order to gain insight into both the minds of the deceased as well as their own perspectives on the tragic situation. 

Those of you who have been reading my reviews for quite some time may remember my original review of this film nearly two years ago. I had mixed feelings about the film, but ultimately found it to be a hauntingly brilliant look at the thoughts and emotions that come forth at the hands of a suicide. After watching it tonight for the second time, I am reaffirmed in my stance, and I continue to think that The Bridge is one of the greatest - as well as one of the bravest - documentaries ever brought to the silver screen.

I don't think I can get away with saying that yesterday's tragic death of director Tony Scott helped influence my decision to give this film another go-around. Since then, I've heard a lot of people, including some of my readers, question why Scott would choose to take his own life. I've made it no secret that I myself have struggled with depression and mental illness in the past, I can understand just how low a person needs to be to consider this option. Still, it can be mind-boggling for an individual who has never reached that level of despair. 

That's why I think The Bridge is both so beautiful and so important. Through the numerous interviews with family and friends - as well as one with a jump survivor - we as the audience experience the full range of imaginable emotions tied to losing a loved one to suicide. From anger to guilt to acceptance, each interviewee offers another piece of the puzzle. And yet, at the end of the day, the film does not offer any answers, but it never truly sets out to give them.

The Bridge is not a film you're going to enjoy. It's a heart-wrenching look at a very real subject, and it's definitely not for the faint of heart. However, I think the stories it tells are vital to raising awareness for problems such as mental illness. There's so many people in the world who don't understand the concept of depression, and sometimes, it takes a drastic measure for someone to start to think about it. That's not the way the world should be. When I first watched the film in 2010, my closest friend watched it simultaneously from about five hundred miles away, and after finishing the film, we had a chance to discuss it at length. In my previous review, I brought up a number of her comments, and I'd like to bring one back in this review, as I think it sums up my thoughts on the film perfectly: 
I don't think you're supposed to like [The Bridge], but I do think it was beautifully and tastefully done. As beautiful and as tasteful as you can get with suicide, at least.
I don't think I could agree more.


Movie Review Summary
Grade: A
Status: Must-See

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Top 10 Films of 2006

The year is 2006, and a lot has happened in the movie world. To help take you back in time, here's a look back at some of the film-related events that took place:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes welcome their daughter, Suri, and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie welcome their daughter, Shiloh.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest becomes the year's highest-grossing film, earning over $1.06 billion at the worldwide box office.

The Departed wins the Academy Award for Best Picture as well as three other awards, including Best Director for Martin Scorsese, marking the first time he won the award.

The world loses the likes of Chris Penn, Don Knotts, Bruno Kirby, Jack Palance, Robert Altman and Peter Boyle.
I've been able to see 79 films released in 2006, and from those, I've compiled my own top ten list. As one can imagine, some great films had to be left off the final list. Here's a look at some of the movies (listed alphabetically) that just missed the cut:

Blood Diamond
Little Children
Little Miss Sunshine
Notes on a Scandal
A Scanner Darkly

But enough about the runners-up; here's the list you've been waiting to see! Counting down from number ten to number one, I've listed each film and have given the principal cast list as well as if and how fared at the Academy Awards. Also, I've listed the film's rank on my "Best Films of All-Time" list, if applicable. So without any further delay, here's my top ten movies of 2006!

*****

10. Inside Man
Rated: R
Directed by: Spike Lee
Starring: Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plummer, Willem Dafoe, Chiwetel Ejiofor
***
This was actually the first Spike Lee joint I ever had the privilege of seeing, and what an introduction to his style! Centered around fantastic leading performances from Washington and Owen, this chess duel between these dynamic actors proves to be one of the best heist films I have ever seen. Also very good are Foster and Plummer in supporting roles, but the interplay between negotiator Washington and heist-man Owen offers the real meat of this film. Chalk full of interesting camera angles as well as a number of plot twists, Inside Man is not a film to be missed.

*****

9. Letters from Iwo Jima
Rated: R
Directed by: Clint Eastwood
Starring: Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya
Academy Awards: 4 nominations, 1 win
***
The second part of Eastwood's Iwo Jima films, Letters from Iwo Jima tells the Japanese side of the battle on the island of Iwo Jima. Much better than the American-centric Flags of Our Fathers, Letters, which can be considered a foreign language film, found a way to show the American public a side of World War II Japanese soldiers that may not have ever been made available to the mass public. With an incredible performance by Ken Watanabe at the center, there's a lot to like about this relatively quiet and thoughtful war film.

*****

8. Hard Candy
Rated: R
Directed by: David Slade
Starring: Ellen Page, Patrick Wilson
***
Hard Candy is an independent film that tells of an older-than-her-age teenager who tracks down and torments a supposed pedophile and alleged child murderer. At times, the evil that Ellen Page brings to the screen is almost unbearable, and even though Wilson's character is the true scum in the film, we as the audience want to cheer for him against this monstrosity of a girl looking to exact a bit of vengeance. Because Page and Wilson are essentially the film's only characters, it's up to them to keep the film moving along, and they succeed wholeheartedly. As I said, it can be tough to watch at times, but there's something brilliant about this psychological thriller that cut me pretty deep.

*****

7. Brick
Rated: R
Directed by: Rian Johnson
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Nora Zehetner, Lukas Haas, Noah Fleiss, Matt O'Leary, Emilie de Ravin, Richard Roundtree, Meagan Good
***
Another independent film, Brick is actually a bit of a genre bender as well. It takes the film noir format and changes the setting, placing in the midst of a high school drama that deals with drugs, lies and murder. When a teenager's ex-girlfriend is found dead, he decides to solve the mystery on his own, with a little bit of help from his friends. What he finds is a very deep and convoluted drug cartel run by the dredges of the school. We're getting a great performance from Gordon-Levitt, but it's really the screenplay that excels here, giving a good story as well as fantastic dialogue that perfectly fits the mold.

*****

6. The Prestige
Rated: PG-13
Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Rebecca Hall, Scarlet Johansson, Andy Serkis, David Bowie
Academy Awards: 2 nominations
All-Time Ranking: 112
***
Nolan really outdid himself with this one, once again proving that he is capable of handling any type of storyline and making it into a fantastic film. Aided by great performances from Bale, Hall and Serkis, The Prestige tells the story of two dueling magicians who continually try to best one another with different variations of the same trick. Like the two magicians, the film itself delves into a bit of sleight of hand, offering twist after twist as we make our way to a truly jaw-dropping finale. Let's just say I was left relatively speechless after the first I saw this film, and it has continued to leave me staring in wonder at the closing credits.

*****

5. The Departed
Rated: R
Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, Ray Winstone, Vera Farmiga, Alec Baldwin
Academy Awards: 5 nominations, 4 wins
All-Time Ranking: 109
***
The film that finally earned Scorsese his first Academy Award for Best Director is actually a remake of a 2002 Hong Kong film entitled Infernal Affairs. This film tells the story of two young men, each from opposite sides of the law, impersonating their enemy in order to infiltrate either the police force or the criminal lair, respectively. It's a who's-who cast of big-time actors, and each plays his or her par to the tee. Especially good are DiCaprio and Nicholson, and even Alec Baldwin surprises with a pitch-perfect bit part. It's a very good film that proves to be quite entertaining, and it's aided by a great and memorable score from Howard Shore.

*****

4. Jesus Camp
Rated: PG-13
Directed by: Heidi Ewing, Rachel Grady
Academy Awards: 1 nomination
All-Time Ranking: 108
***
I had heard about this film back when it first hit theaters, but it took me a little while to sit down and see it. Having come from a background of working with my church, this one hit me pretty hard considering how horrendous some of the events prove to be. Rather than working towards showing how good a strong faith in God can be, the leaders of the church shown in this film instead prefer to brainwash the children under their care into conservative morals and ideas. While I do not have a political preference, I do not think that brainwashing children is ever the right way to teach them, and this film proves to be a bit of a horror story for me. It's a tough watch, especially if you're religious, so be wary.

*****

3. The Bridge
Rated: R
Directed by: Eric Steel
All-Time Ranking: 44
***
I have to issue a word of caution for this film as it is definitely not for the feint of heart. This documentary depicts images of people jumping from the Golden Gate Bride in San Francisco in order to end their lives. Eric Steel filmed the bridge for a year and captured a number of these suicides. He then talked to friends and family of the deceased in order to understand their emotions and coping mechanisms. It's a beautiful, if harrowing, film, but be wary. This is as close to a tasteful snuff film as you're ever going to find, so know going in that you're in for some disturbing images.

*****

2. United 93
Rated: R
Directed by: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Trish Gates, David Alan Basche, Christian Clemenson, Cheyenne Jackson, Khalid Abdalla
Academy Awards: 2 nominations
All-Time Ranking: 43
***
We all remember what happened on September 11, 2001, as the events of the day reverberated all around the world. When Greengrass decided to make this film chronicling the men and women on the fateful flight that crashed in a Pennsylvania field, many speculated as to whether the film was coming too soon. Still, it offers an intense and profound look at what may have happened on board the flight, and it depicts the passengers as quite the heroic ensemble.

*****

1. Pan's Labyrinth (El laberinto del fauno)
Rated: R
Directed by: Guillermo del Toro
Starring: Ivana Baquero, Maribel Verdú, Sergi López, Doug Jones, Ariadna Gil
Academy Awards: 6 nominations, 3 wins
All-Time Ranking: 9
***
Arguably one of my favorite foreign language films of all time, Pan's Labyrinth can best be described as a "fairy tale for adults." While it delves into a series of fanciful adventures with our young heroine, there's a grittiness and a horror surrounding the events of the film that puts this beyond any child's realm. I've also found there to be a rather religious context in which the film can be taken, and for me personally, that only heightens the enjoyability of the film. It's a fantastic film all around, and I highly suggest you see it.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

DVD Challenge #21: UNITED 93

United 93
2006
R
Run-time: 1 hour, 51 minutes

Directed by: Paul Greengrass




Today is an historic day in American history. It marks the tenth anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York and Washington, D.C. Five years later, director Paul Greengrass released a rather controversial film entitled United 93, which told the story of the flight of passengers on the last hijacked plane who managed to seize control of the aircraft and crash it into a remote field in Pennsylvania. We can only speculate as to its true target - most people, including this film's creators, posit it was somewhere inside the nation's capital - but there's no denying that the risk these unknown heroes took saved countless more lives on that infamous day.

I originally saw United 93 during its theatrical release in 2006 with my father. Not one to see many movies, he was adamant about seeing this film, so I decided to tag along. Much like we did during 2004's The Passion of the Christ, the two of us spent most of the film fighting back tears. Because it's such a high-profile subject, everyone going into the theater knew exactly how it was all going to end, but they still chose to re-live the experience. I'd like to use Rottentomatoes.com's review aggregate to illustrate my meaning further:
Potent and sobering, United 93 is even more gut-wrenching because the outcome is already known. While difficult to watch, director Paul Greengrass' film has been made with skill and treats the subject matter with respect, never resorting to the aggrandizement of which Hollywood has sometimes been accused. Especially effective is the cast of mostly unknown actors, who portray the passengers on the doomed flight as ordinary people who respond with bravery to extraordinary circumstances.
I don't think there's any way I could possibly explain it better myself. Greengrass' direction is stellar throughout the film - he garnered an Academy Award nomination for his directing, in fact - and the cast is so superb that you almost forget they're merely actors portraying a role. It's an incredibly emotional experience that grabs you by the heart and never lets go. I'm sure there are naysayers out there who have called the film exploitative, choosing to take a stance against such a beautiful piece of work, but I see United 93 as a tribute to the men and women who gave their lives that day, and especially to those who stood up against evil and fought back with all their collective might.

Every American who was old enough to form a cogent memory has a story of where they were when they heard the news of the September 11 attacks. If I may, I'd like to share my story with you. I was two days from turning thirteen, having just started the eighth grade. A month earlier, my mother, sister and I had visited New York, spending a week taking in the sights and sounds of the bustling city. The vacation was still fresh in my mind. I remember being awoken early that morning by a phone call from my dad, who was already at work for the day. His message was simple: "Hey, turn on the news. A plane crashed into the World Trade Center." More intrigued than anything else, I flipped on the television and immediately saw the horror of the devastation. As I listened to the news report, I saw the second plane hit the south tower, and my heart instantly sank. I, like the rest of the country, knew in that instant that this was no random coincidence. The very fabric of the American lifestyle had changed in the blink of an eye, forever altering the path our lives were going to take.

I could probably talk for hours and hours about the events of that day, but the point would be moot. We all know what happened, and it's forever locked into our memory, no matter what we try to do. I would like to applaud Paul Greengrass and the rest of the cast and crew of United 93 for being brave enough to bring this heroic story to the big screen. I can't imagine the opposition they must have faced in trying to create this film, but to have done this so tastefully should earn them an incredible amount of respect.

That being said, this is one DVD Challenge that sees the film taking a back seat to the real-life heroes whose story inspired the film. The passengers on United Flight 93 changed the very definition of "hero." They accepted their fate and did what they could to ensure the same fate would not come to even more people that day.

Today is a day that will always live in infamy, but we can never forget the people who lost their lives on September 11, 2001. Even ten years later, it still seems surreal, and having visited Ground Zero in New York, I can tell you that it's an equally sobering experience. To all those people who lost their lives, rest in peace. We will never forget.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Movie Review: PATHOGEN

PATHOGEN
2006
Not Rated


"The whole infection thing's really nuts."
-- Dannie

Pathogen is a 2006 horror film directed by Emily Hagins that centers around a group of pre-teens trying to survive a zombie epidemic. When a highly-dangerous nanochip finds its way into the local water source, anyone who drinks the water becomes infected with a mysterious illness that ultimately kills them. After a short time, however, the afflicted are re-animated and start to hunt the living. One young girl named Dannie (Rose Kent-McGlew) starts to question how the infection came about and starts asking some of the kids around her school for information. She teams with a small group of survivors, including her best friend Sam (Alec Herskowitz), Christine (Tiger Darrow) and Cameron (Tony Vespe). As they do their best to stay alive, they run into Sue (Rebecca Elliott), the researcher responsible for creating the nanochip that ultimately caused the virus to spread. As time continues to pass, and more people turn into flesh-eating zombies, the group does everything they can just to keep on living.

I heard about Pathogen through another film - Zombie Girl: The Movie - that chronicled the making of Pathogen. After watching that documentary, I simply needed to give Pathogen a view, so I quickly shipped for my own copy of the film. What attracted the filmmakers of Zombie Girl was the fact that a 12-year-old girl was directing the flick. It was an unprecedented thought back in 2006, and it still remains so today. Anyone that young writing and directing a feature-length film seems nearly impossible, but I'd have to say that Emily Hagins does a fantastic job with her debut feature.

Now, you should know going in that this is an extremely low-budget film, and it definitely feels as such. Still, it took a lot of guts for young Miss Hagins to start this endeavor, and to see the final product is truly a treat. You shouldn't go in expecting brilliance; you kinda have to take it for what it is - a movie crafted by a twelve-year-old mind - if you want to enjoy it. That being said, there were quite a few things that I thought worked very well during the film.

For starters, I thought the screenplay was extremely well-written, especially considering Hagins's age at the time of its writing. Sure, the dialogue is a bit forced here and there, but the actual plot and storyline stands up against some of the better zombie flicks to have graced the silver screen. It's not easy to craft a plausible horror storyline, but Hagins does so rather well, giving us a realistic situation in which the film's events could ultimately fall into place. Does the film delve into cliché? Of course, but you can't hold that against Hagins in the slightest. Even when you feel like you've seen it before, there's something entirely refreshing about what we're seeing on-screen. It's as though we're seeing the beginnings of a director with tremendous potential, and we're eagerly waiting for more.

I could probably go on and on about the acting, which ranges from decent to comically bad, but there'd be no point in discussing it in great detail. Many of the featured actors are personal friends of Hagins, and some of the adult actors were her mentors in the filmmaking process. There is, however, a little bit of an Easter egg for you nerds out there: be on the listen for a vocal cameo from Ain't It Cool News founder, Harry Knowles.

I also want to give a little shout-out to the effectiveness of the music used during the film. While I'm not personally familiar with some of the selections, I thought that each piece added to their respective scenes quite well. Kudos there, Miss Hagins.

At the end of the day, Pathogen is not a movie that most people will ever see. It's the feature film of a young woman who has the potential to be a great director, but it will only ever reach a mass audience if she continues down that path and makes a bigger name for herself. Still, it's a fun film that's definitely entertaining from start to finish, and I would highly recommend watching this in conjunction with Zombie Girl: The Movie if you can find a way to score a copy of Pathogen. Once again, kudos to you, Miss Emily Hagins, on a valiant debut effort. I hope I have the opportunity to see more of your work in the future.



Movie Review Summary
Grade: B-
1.5 Thumbs Up


Addition to Awards
2006: Nominee - Best Horror/Thriller

Friday, July 1, 2011

DVD Challenge #14: THE DEPARTED

The Departed
2006
R
Run-time: 2 hours, 31 minutes

Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, Vera Farmiga, Ray Winstone & Alec Baldwin


It's been a little while since I've seen this former Best Picture winner, but it was high time that I sat down and gave The Departed another viewing. I'll never forget the first time I saw the film: I was living in Santa Cruz at the time, and my mother and some friends had driven up the coast to see me. They thought the best way to enjoy the company would be to take in a movie, so we opted to go with this Scorsese venture. And while I don't personally think it's the best of Scorsese's films - for me, that would have to be 1976's Taxi Driver - but it was the one that finally garnered him an Academy Award win for Best Director. If you ask me, that has to say quite a bit.

What most people don't know is that The Departed is actually a bit of a remake, fashioned as an Americanized version of the 2002 Hong Kong film Infernal Affairs. I personally haven't seen that particular film, so I can't really compare and tell you which is better, but with an all-star cast like the one we're given in this version, I think the original fare would be hard-pressed to be considered the better of the two. Let me break this down for you a little bit: just between the actors listed above, they have a whopping twenty Academy Award nominations and three wins (although, twelve nominations and all three wins belong to Nicholson). Still, that's quite an impressive roster that we're dealt. Wahlberg scored an acting nomination for his role in the film, but I personally believe that Nicholson was snubbed a bit as he delivers easily the best and most entertaining performance in the film. I could probably go on for days about how good each particular member of the cast proves to be, but that would take me literally days. Just know that you're given an all-star cast that delivers on all cylinders.

Now, I know there have been some individuals who had issue with the film's screenplay. Namely, they were a tad confused by the speed with which the film ends. To be fair, the final ten minutes of the film pass at blinding speed, almost giving the audience no time to absorb everything they're seeing. Yes, it's frantic, but I personally think it offers just the right amount of catharsis needed for a film of this nature. The overall plot is so elaborate that the audience finds itself getting so worked into the story that we need some sort of drastic release at the end. This is where The Departed truly delivers. Sure, the journey towards the end is fantastic, but the ultimate payoff is the reason that this film has reached into the annals of film history and cemented itself as an instant classic.

We also get an utterly fantastic and innovative musical score from the likes of Howard Shore, who has also scored films like Se7en, The Aviator and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. However, he may have presented my favorite of his compositions with this film. Here's a little taste of what he brings to the table - I'd bet you that you'll enjoy it:



Overall, Scorsese definitely brought a winning combination of screenplay and acting to the screen for this Best Picture winner. It's a movie that definitely doesn't get old with multiple viewings, and in fact, I'm sure I've started to appreciate it all the more each time I watch it. If you haven't seen this film, you should drop what you do and give it a gander. I can almost guarantee you'll enjoy it.

Rankings
Best All-Time: #106
Best Since 2000: #41

Awards
2006: 9 nominations, 2 wins

Previous DVD Challenge: TOY STORY (1995)

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

DVD Challenge #7: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Dead Man's Chest

2006
PG-13
Run-time: 2 hours, 31 minutes

Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Tom Hollander & Jack Davenport


As we in the United States get closer to the opening day of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, I've decided to watch the original trilogy in preparation. Some of you may have seen my "DVD Challenge" for the first film, but now we're getting into the central film in the original three. I know there's many an individual who isn't terribly fond of the second and third films in the Pirates franchise, but I myself am a bit of a fanatic when it comes to the Jack Sparrow saga.

I think a lot of people got a little too mired in the eccentricity of the storylines in the second and third films. Whereas it took very little imagination to suspend our disbelief for the original flick, adding the concept of Davy Jones and his "pet beastie" the Kraken asked for a little bit more of belief suspension. Originally, I was also a little put-off by the creatures on the Flying Dutchman, but after taking to some reading, I found that the latter Pirates films actually held true to basic pirate mythology. But more of that conversation will come after I re-watch At World's End.

Basically, we get another fantastic performance from Depp, although it's not quite as close to the Oscar-nominated portrayal he gives in the first film. Bill Nighy also does quite well with our villain this time around, bringing a real believability to the computer-generated Davy Jones. And as I stated in my post about my favorite Pirates characters, Jack Davenport brings another facet to his character Norrington.

Overall, we get a movie that's a little bit goofier than the original but still entertaining and engaging enough to be considered a success in my eyes. It doesn't come close to reaching or matching the original film, but it serves well as its immediate successor. It's terribly difficult to create a sequel that outdoes the original, so anyone hoping for something grander than The Curse of the Black Pearl set their standards a little too high. Dead Man's Chest is a fun and energetic film that sets up the final piece of the trilogy well. And the ending of this film still gives me chills every time I see it.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

DVD Challenge #1: HARD CANDY

Hard Candy
2006
R - for language and for disturbing violent and aberrant sexual content involving a teen
Run-time: 1 hour, 45 minutes

Directed by: David Slade
Starring: Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson



On my inaugural "DVD Challenge" post, I delved into a bit of a psychological thriller with the 2006 independent film, Hard Candy. It's a cautionary tale about meeting someone in an online chat room, but it has a little twist. Normally, you'd think that the caution should lie with young girls who should be on the lookout for prowling older men. Hard Candy, however, takes that notion and turns it on its ear, making the young girl the "villain."

Part of the reason the film works so well is because of the brilliant performances by Patrick Wilson and a pre-Juno Ellen Page. Because they're the only two characters shown on-screen (with some momentary exceptions), the film's entirety rests on their acting. Let me tell you now: they do not disappoint in the slightest. They both bring two very different characters to the screen. Wilson is entirely believable as a man who's being held against his will, but it really is Page that steals the show. She's so disturbingly demented that it's almost impossible to keep your eyes off her Hayley Stark. I'm a bit of a sucker for characters with a warped psychology, and Hayley totally fits the bill. She's technically the villain here (and I tend to agree, as is evidenced by her inclusion on my "favorite villains" post), but if you call her that, then you have to consider Wilson's Jeff Kohlver to be an "anti-hero" rather than a "hero." You want to cheer for him and hope he'll be okay, but there's definitely enough reason to hate him.

I've only seen this flick once before tonight, and I had forgotten just how fantastic the screenplay was as well. The story is going to keep you riveted to the screen as it offers the perfect amount of twists and turns. In addition, we get a fantastic bit of character development because we're only working with two characters through the entire flick. If you can't get into the story, you can easily get into the characters.

I do think I should caution all the guys out there who may want to watch this. There is one particular scene that's going to make you squirm a little bit, but you can probably suck it up and stick it out. It's a fantastic film that's going to leave you thinking, but I personally think it's worth your time.

Rankings
Best All-Time: #180
Best Horror/Thriller: #19

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Movie Review: NOTES ON A SCANDAL

NOTES ON A SCANDAL
2006
R



Notes on a Scandal is a 2006 dramatic film directed by Richard Eyre. It follows the intertwining stories of two British schoolteachers. The elder is Barbara (Judi Dench), a lonely woman and seasoned teacher who rules her classroom with an iron fist. She befriends the new art teacher Sheba (Cate Blanchett) who is having a difficult time acclimating to the school. As their friendship progresses, Sheba starts to open up to Barbara which comes to no surprise to the older woman. She tells the audience via her diary writing that she has been the confidant of many a person in her past. One night before the Christmas break, Barbara catches Sheba in the throes of relations with a young student (Andrew Simpson). Rather than immediately reporting the incidence, Barbara decides to work the situation to her advantage. She insists that Sheba's secret is safe with her, causing Sheba to draw even closer to the older woman. However, when questions of loyalty and friendship begin to arise, Barbara has to decide whether to continue with her silence or tell the world of her friend's heinous act.

I've been meaning to watch Notes on a Scandal for quite a while and finally got around to doing just that. I've always been a fan of Cate Blanchett, but I can't say that I've seen a ton of Judi Dench fare. Her most recognizable role for me is as M in the James Bond films in which she's appeared. When I heard that both of those women had garnered Oscar nominations for their roles in this film, I knew that it had to be a must-see, for me at least. I'd like to say now that I wasn't disappointed by any means.

Let's start with the screenplay, as I so often do. It was adapted from Zoë Heller's 2003 novel of the same name and also nabbed an Oscar nomination. I was rather impressed with the actual story. When a movie is delving into the topics presented in Notes on a Scandal, you can imagine there might be a little hesitation from the filmmakers. Fortunately, Richard Eyre held nothing back and let the story unfold as it was meant to unfold. However, the story isn't exactly what drew me into the film. Yes, it's good - and it comes full circle, which is totally a plus - but what truly drew me into the movie were the completeness of the characters. Each individual character felt so real and believable. Barbara is the aging spinster who's so desperate to find a loving connection and companion that she'll go to any lengths, no matter how devious and undermining, to achieve what she wants. Sheba is an overworked mother of two who is struggling with her first foray into the teaching scene; she thinks that a real education comes from helping her students find something they love to do, and that's how she ultimately finds herself in her, well, "situation." Even our young student Stephen is a complete character despite having much less screen-time than you'd imagine. Kudos to our screenwriters for bringing such real characters to the screen.

Fortunately, Notes on a Scandal benefits from an all-star cast to bring those characters to life. Dench is a revelation, playing Barbara to a tee. I've never had the opportunity to see her in a role like this, but I think I'll have to delve a little deeper into her filmography. Blanchett is always spectacular; I don't think I've ever seen her in a bad role. I feel like there isn't much I can say about these two acting legends that hasn't already been said before, but I would like to talk about some of the supporting actors. Bill Nighy plays Sheba's husband Richard, and although he delivers a pedestrian performance for most of the film, he does have some rather brilliant, albeit over-the-top, scenes filled with anger and rage. I'd also like to give a shout out to one of the younger actors in the film. Juno Temple, who plays Richard and Sheba's daughter Polly, also has a relatively small role, but her scenes were so genuine that I couldn't help but fall in love with the character. I could go on and on about all of the actors in the film, but I'll just sum it up by saying that Notes on a Scandal brings a fine ensemble cast to the table, and they do not disappoint.

I feel like this review is a bit on the short side for my tastes, but I could be wrong. Notes on a Scandal is a solidly great film that's definitely worth watching. It's firing on all cylinders, and I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

Movie Review Summary:
Grade: A-
Current All-Time Rank: Best - #171
2 Thumbs Up
Addition to Awards

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Movie Review: LITTLE CHILDREN

LITTLE CHILDREN
2006
R



Little Children is a 2006 dramatic film directed by Todd Field. It centers around the seemingly depressing lives of two people living in the suburbs. When Sarah Pierce (Kate Winslet) starts to take her daughter to the local park, she hears the other mothers talk about the stay-at-home dad who brings his son nearly every day. After taking a bet to try to get his phone number, Sarah goes to meet this man and learns his name is Brad (Patrick Wilson). Rather than just getting his number, however, the two exchange a brief kiss, much to the chagrin of the other mothers who view that as a poor example for their own children. The kiss served as a spark for the two adults who start to see each other - just as friends - in public places so that their children can play. One day, while they're at the public pool, a registered sex offender named Ronnie McGorvey (Jackie Earle Haley) comes to swim, causing quite a stir among the hundreds of patrons. Ronnie himself is constantly harassed by an ex-cop named Larry (Noah Emmerich), who happens to play on the same late-night touch football team as Brad. But I digress... Eventually Sarah and Brad take their relationship to the next level, engaging in a full-blown affair as they realize that they're not happy with their respective partners. The two carry on as best they can, and soon, a deep love arises between them, forcing them to question what they should do about the rest of their lives.

I felt as though Little Children has two separate storylines that casually cross time and again until they finally collide in the film's climactic moments. We have the story that I've laid out above - Sarah meets Brad, and they begin an affair - but we also have the story of Ronnie, a man who was imprisoned for indecently exposing himself to a child. We see his re-acclimation into society, and it's just as tumultuous as you can imagine. With Larry constantly harassing him and his mother, it's difficult for Ronnie to carry on any semblance of real life. He attempts to go on a date but finds a way to screw it up. All he has is his "mommy" (cue the Psycho references...). In the end, everything does come together, but for most of the film, I felt as though I was watching two separate films that had somehow been edited into one. And personally, I wish I would've had a little more time with Ronnie's story because it fascinated me that much more. That's not to say that the two storylines aren't good - in fact, they're very, very good. We're given a very raw sense of the emotion that each character is feeling, from our top-billed cast to the supporting players. The screenplay is very well-written and was, in fact, nominated for an Oscar as well. That should tell you a little bit, if you put any stock in the Academy's choices.

As I've said before, a well-written story can fail if the acting isn't any good, but Little Children definitely delivers. Both Kate Winslet and Jackie Earle Haley earned Oscar nominations for their roles (neither won), and both were definitely deserving of that honor. Haley is actually a little more reserved than many of us have seen him in the past few years (for those of you who may not recognize him, he played Rorschach in Watchmen and Freddy in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street). And I'm pretty sure everybody knows who Miss Winslet is by now, right? Patrick Wilson also does a good job, but he's not all that astounding. To be fair, I've never been over-the-moon about any of his performances, but he's solidly good in most everything he's done. We also get a stellar supporting performance from Jennifer Connelly as Brad's suspecting wife. And if Little Children did anything, it gave us all the perfect term to illustrate Miss Connelly's looks: she's a "knockout."

We're also given a rather stirring score from ten-time Oscar nominee Thomas Newman. It follows the flow and the tone of the film very well, fitting each scene and situation to a tee. I don't really have a ton to say about this, but it was good enough to warrant mention within this post.

Overall, I think that Little Children is one of those films that I'll probably have to come back to in a month or two. I feel like I missed some critical piece because I felt like the ending should have had more of an emotional impact on me. Then again, I could be completely wrong. I'll still probably revisit the movie at some later date, but as of right now, it ranks pretty highly in my entire film repertoire. I'd say it's prospects could only go up from here.

Movie Review Summary:
Grade: A-
Current All-Time Rank: Best - #180

1.5 Thumbs Up

Addition to Awards

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Movie Review: THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED

THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED
2006
Unrated

(Disclaimer: this is an uncensored trailer.)


I'd like to start by saying that This Film Is Not Yet Rated (henceforth to be called TFINYR) is actually the title of this documentary. Director Kirby Dick decided to make a film that takes on the Motion Picture Association of America's (MPAA) rating system, with which all film-goers are familiar. I mean, we've all seen the ratings: G, PG, PG-13, R and the occasional NC-17. Kirby Dick hired a private investigator in order to learn as much as he possibly could about the people who actually grant the films their ratings, spending much of the time focusing on why certain films are deemed R or NC-17 ratings. At the same time, we get a bit of a historical background for the ratings system as it was designed and created by Jack Valenti, showing the conflicting reports he has given over the years.

Now, if you're as avid of a film fan as I am, you probably already know that the MPAA ratings system is a little bit screwy. Fortunately for the American public, the ratings system has been thrown into the media spotlight in the past few months with the very public appeal from the creators of the Oscar-nominated Blue Valentine. After receiving an NC-17 rating, the filmmakers successfully attempted an appeal, dropping the movie's rating to R, which is one of the biggest successes a movie can have in the early going, in my opinion.

Back to TFINYR. It's not a bad movie by any means, but considering I already knew that the system was a bit messed up, it didn't really hit me as hard as I thought it might. I think that Kirby Dick and his private investigator established themselves and their credibility moderately well, but something about the movie just seemed a little exhausted. It couldn't really find a way to hook me into what they were doing. I think a huge part of it comes down to the massive amounts of information that's constantly being thrown at the audience. After a while, it gets to be a little too much to digest, and your mind just has to shut down a little bit.

That's not to say that they didn't get their point across, but I just think it's a little bit of a tired complaint. There's never been a unanimous love for the MPAA's rating system, as is evidenced by the massive amount of big-time interviewees we see during the film. With the likes of Kevin Smith (director of Clerks.), Matt Stone (co-creator of "South Park"), Mary Harron (director of American Psycho) and Maria Bello (actress from The Cooler) - as well as many more - we get a very personal look at some people who have been hurt by the system. In a way, we get to see and hear from the victims, and I think it's a fascinating look at the struggles that filmmakers have to overcome in order to have their sensitive and provocative films reach a larger audience.

All in all, it's an effective documentary, but it's not really shedding any light on a problem that I feel like everyone already knew about. Don't expect any shocking revelations.

Movie Review Summary:
Grade: B

1 Thumb Up

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Movie Review: JESUS CAMP

JESUS CAMP
2006
PG-13

You can watch the trailer here

Jesus Camp is a 2006 documentary directed by Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady that follows an Evangelical woman named Becky Fischer who runs a week-long summer camp in North Dakota every year. This camp is centered around preaching Christianity to children in a most radical fashion. Throughout the documentary, we hear Fischer's theological perspective and how it relates to the children that she's "teaching." At the same time, we get to know some of the children (especially a boy named Levi and girls named Rachael and Tory) who are well on their way to stepping into Becky's shoes once they're old enough.

Now, I have a lot of strong feelings about this film at the moment, and I'm going to try to get them all out in a clear and concise manner, but forgive me if I seem a little rattled and ramble. I'd like to start by saying that I myself am a lifelong Christian, having been baptized Catholic before I hit two months of age. I went through the trials and tribulations of being a child, blindly following what my parents and teachers (I went to a Catholic school for nine years) and clergy told me I should believe. I hit adolescence and started to question a lot of what I had been taught but eventually came back to the faith and have been volunteering as a peer leader and youth minister at my church for over six years. Simply put, I've been down this road.

That being said, what is done to the children in Jesus Camp is absolutely horrific and utterly terrifying. I could go on and on about the political involvement and ramifications with how this camp is being run, but I think it all goes down to a more basic level: Becky Fischer and her cronies are corrupting and brainwashing children. They are taking them aside and placing very adult themes and concepts into their young minds, telling them that they are the future as long as they want to run their future the way they're being told they should do so. They are taking away these children's childhood, and it's absolutely devastating.

What makes this documentary even tougher for me to swallow is that I believe quite a bit of the religious stuff that's being said. Sure, Catholics and Evangelicals have their differences here and there, but it all comes down to being a good person and living the way that Christ would want us to live. But the way that these people are throwing this to the children is absolutely horrific, and I wish with everything I have that I could stop it. I don't believe that tactics this extreme should ever be used on children because they don't know any better than to follow. All the work I've done with my church has been with high school-aged teens who are in the stage of their life where they can actually question what's being told to them. If there's a time to teach, that's the time because they can take what they learn and make their own decisions. With children, you're writing on a blank slate and setting them off without the entire story, and that's simply not fair.

I'm sure this isn't concise, and I can't really write more at the moment. I may come back and add bits in the coming days, so if you're really interested, then you can check back. I don't think I've ever been as angry with people as I was while I watched this film, and that's saying quite a bit. It might be a must-see simply because it's hauntingly tragic.


Movie Review Summary:
Grade: A
Current All-Time Rank: Best - #72
1.5 Thumbs Up

(Note: I only give it 1.5 thumbs up because of how angry it made me feel; if you don't want that feeling, maybe you shouldn't watch it.)

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Movie Awards: BEST OF 2006

Here's a look at my "Best of 2006" awards. Enjoy!

*****

Best Animation
Nominees:
Barnyard
Cars
Happy Feet
Ice Age: The Meltdown
A Scanner Darkly

Winner: A Scanner Darkly

*****

Best Visual Effects
Nominees:
Night at the Museum
Pan's Labyrinth
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
The Prestige
Superman Returns

Winner: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

*****

Best Original Song
Nominees:
Brad Paisley for "Find Yourself," Cars
Cobra Starship for "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)," Snakes on a Plane
Jack Black for "Encarnacion," Nacho Libre
Jack Black, Meat Loaf & Ronnie James Dio for "Kickapoo," Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Mandy Moore for "Dreamz with a 'Z,'" American Dreamz

Winner: "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)"

*****

Best Original Score
Nominees:
Christophe Beck, We Are Marshall
Howard Shore, The Departed
Javier Navarrete, Pan's Labyrinth
Kyle Eastwood & Michael Stevens, Letters from Iwo Jima
Thomas Newman, Little Children
Winner: Javier Navarrete

*****

Best Cameo or Brief Appearance
Nominees:
Alec Baldwin, The Departed
Ben Stiller, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
David Bowie, The Prestige
Jason Lee, Clerks II
Julianne Moore, Children of Men

Winner: Alec Baldwin

*****

Best Young Star
Nominees:
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Ivana Baquero, Pan's Labyrinth
Jaden Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Juno Temple, Notes on a Scandal
Shareeka Epps, Half Nelson

Winner: Abigail Breslin

*****

Best Villain
Nominees:
Ellen Page, Hard Candy
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Kevin Spacey, Superman Returns
Sergi López, Pan's Labyrinth

Winner: Ellen Page

*****

Best Vocal Performance
Nominees:
Bill Nighy, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Larry the Cable Guy, Cars
Robin Williams, Happy Feet
Seann William Scott, Ice Age: The Meltdown
Will Lyman, Little Children

Winner: Robin Williams

*****

Best Supporting Actress, Comedy
Nominees:
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Carmen Maura, Volver
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Clerks II
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Stranger Than Fiction
Parker Posey, Superman Returns

Winner: Maggie Gyllenhaal

*****

Best Supporting Actress, Drama
Nominees:
Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
Jennifer Connelly, Little Children
Maribel Verdú, Pan's Labyrinth
Rebecca Hall, The Prestige
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

Winner: Cate Blanchett

*****

Best Supporting Actor, Comedy
Nominees:
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Kevin Spacey, Superman Returns
Peter Dinklage, Find Me Guilty
Robert Downey Jr., A Scanner Darkly
Robin Williams, Night at the Museum

Winner: Robert Downey Jr.

*****

Best Supporting Actor, Drama
Nominees:
Clive Owen, Inside Man
Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
Sergi López, Pan's Labyrinth

Winner: Jack Nicholson

*****

Best Actress, Comedy
Nominees:
Emma Thompson, Stranger Than Fiction
Katie Holmes, Thank You for Smoking
Penélope Cruz, Volver
Rosario Dawson, Clerks II
Toni Collette, Little Miss Sunshine

Winner: Emma Thompson

*****

Best Actress, Drama
Nominees:
Ellen Page, Hard Candy
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Kate Winslet, Little Children
Natalie Portman, V for Vendetta

Winner: Judi Dench

*****

Best Actor, Comedy
Nominees:
Aaron Eckhart, Thank You for Smoking
Greg Kinnear, Little Miss Sunshine
Jason Statham, Crank
Vin Diesel, Find Me Guilty
Will Ferrell, Stranger Than Fiction

Winner: Vin Diesel

*****

Best Actor, Drama
Nominees:
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brick
Ken Watanabe, Letters from Iwo Jima
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness

Winner: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

*****

Best Director
Nominees:
Christopher Nolan, The Prestige
Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth
Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Paul Greengrass, United 93
Rian Johnson, Brick

Winner: Paul Greengrass

*****

Best Screenplay, Comedy
Nominees:
George Miller, John Collee, Judy Morris & Warren Coleman, Happy Feet
Jason Reitman, Thank You for Smoking
Michael Arndt, Little Miss Sunshine
Robert J. McCrea, Sidney Lumet & T.J. Mancini, Find Me Guilty
Zach Helm, Stranger Than Fiction

Winner: Zach Helm

*****

Best Screenplay, Drama
Nominees:
Christopher Nolan & Jonathan Nolan, The Prestige
Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth
Paul Greengrass, United 93
Rian Johnson, Brick
Russell Gewirtz, Inside Man

Winner: Paul Greengrass

*****

Best Cast, Vocal
Nominees:
Barnyard
Cars
Happy Feet
Ice Age: The Meltdown
A Scanner Darkly

Winner: A Scanner Darkly

*****

Best Cast, Comedy
Nominees:
Clerks II
Find Me Guilty
Little Miss Sunshine
Stranger Than Fiction
Thank You for Smoking

Winner: Stranger Than Fiction

*****

Best Cast, Drama
Nominees:
The Departed
The Last King of Scotland
Notes on a Scandal
Pan's Labyrinth
United 93

Winner: Pan's Labyrinth

*****

Best Documentary
Nominees:
The Bridge
Jackass Number Two
Jesus Camp
This Film Is Not Yet Rated

Winner: The Bridge

*****

Best Foreign Language Film
Nominees:
Apocalypto
Letters from Iwo Jima
Pan's Labyrinth
Volver

Winner: Pan's Labyrinth

*****

Best Animated Film
Nominees:
Cars
Happy Feet
A Scanner Darkly

Winner: A Scanner Darkly

*****

Best Horror/Thriller
Nominees:
Hard Candy
Pathogen
Saw III
Snakes on a Plane

Winner: Hard Candy

*****

Best Action/Adventure Film
Nominees:
Apocalypto
Casino Royale
Night at the Museum
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
V for Vendetta

Winner: V for Vendetta

*****

Best Comedy
Nominees:
Clerks II
Find Me Guilty
Little Miss Sunshine
Stranger Than Fiction
Thank You for Smoking

Winner: Little Miss Sunshine

*****

Best Drama
Nominees:
Brick
The Departed
Pan's Labyrinth
The Prestige
United 93

Winner: Pan's Labyrinth

*****

Best Picture of the Year
Nominees:
The Bridge
The Departed
Jesus Camp
Pan's Labyrinth
United 93

Winner: Pan's Labyrinth