Thursday, June 16, 2011

Rankings: WORST FILMS OF ALL TIME

Just like there are always going to be lists about the best films of all time, there are also going to be lists chronicling the worst films ever to grace the silver screen. I am no different in that I have created a similar list for these bad flicks, and I think I've created quite a comprehensive list. These films are taken from the 1521 films I've thus far had a chance to see, and I've provided links to reviews where applicable. I hope you enjoy the list!

(For a look at the films I consider to be the best of all time, click here.)

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75. Jaws 3-D - 1983
74. Miss March - 2009
73. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - 1964
72. Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus - 2010
71. The Wedding Planner - 2001
70. Uptown Girls - 2003
69. My Super Ex-Girlfriend - 2006
68. High School Musical - 2006
67. Jumper - 2008
66. Kicking & Screaming - 2005
65. Alexander - 2004
64. Halloween II - 2009
63. Snow Day - 2000
62. Blank Check - 1994
61. Jack Frost - 1998
60. Logan's War: Bound by Honor - 1998
59. Kazaam - 1996
58. The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas - 2000
57. Bride of the Monster - 1955
56. Mega Python vs. Gatoroid - 2011
55. Big Momma's House - 2000
54. Scary Movie 4 - 2006
53. The Animal - 2001
52. Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed - 2004
51. Garfield: The Movie - 2004
50. Jingle All the Way - 1996
49. Quest for Camelot - 1998
48. Hot Rod - 2007
47. Flipper - 1996
46. Halloween: H2O - 1998
45. 102 Dalmatians - 2000
44. Skyline - 2010
43. 9 Songs - 2005
42. Raptor Island - 2004
41. Strange Wilderness - 2008
40. Zombie Strippers - 2008
39. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - 2006
38. Good Burger - 1997
37. Black Knight - 2001
36. Final Destination 3 - 2006
35. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem - 2007
34. Beethoven's 2nd - 1993
33. Operation Dumbo Drop - 1995
32. Drop Dead Gorgeous - 1999
31. The Cat in the Hat - 2003
30. The Grudge - 2004
29. You Don't Mess with the Zohan - 2008
28. When a Stranger Calls - 2006
27. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - 2000
26. The Collector - 2009
25. Baby's Day Out - 1994
24. Jaws: The Revenge - 1987
23. Beware! Children at Play - 1989
22. The Human Centipede: First Sequence - 2010
21. Shark Attack 3 - 2002
20. Airline Disaster - 2010
19. Surf Nazis Must Die - 1987
18. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus - 2009
17. The Master of Disguise - 2002
16. Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
15. Dudley Do-Right - 1999
14. Mousehunt - 1997
13. Farce of the Penguins - 2006
12. Meet the Spartans - 2008
11. Halloween: Resurrection - 2002
10. Mega Piranha - 2010
9. Shark Attack - 1999
8. Baby Geniuses - 1999
7. Jeepers Creepers II - 2003
6. BrĂ¼no - 2009
5. The Incredible Melting Man - 1977
4. Evil Weed - 2009
3. Plan 9 from Outer Space - 1958
2. Birdemic: Shock and Terror - 2010
1. The Happening - 2008


Updated: January 1, 2012

2 comments:

  1. WHY is Napoleon Dynamite included in this list? I respect your opinion but seriously?
    Also, you have included Inglourious Basterds in the best movies list, but no Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs? Easily Tarentino's best and among my all time favorites.

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  2. I couldn't stand NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. It was drivel, in my opinion.

    As for PULP FICTION and RESERVOIR DOGS... I found both of those films to be highly effective, but they weren't anywhere near the greatest I've ever seen. To each his own in terms of taste.

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